Colton in Colombia

Qué tal?, qué pasa, hola, qué más, y buenas mis amigos. What is up my friends. Much has happened this week, but I will try to keep this one short so I don’t lose my fan base too fast.  Let me know how you guys are doing and if you have any out of the box missionary ideas. Also, I wanna know cool ways I could format my emails let me know! I will try to switch it up every week.  The Dance of the Cucumber-  In the grand at home CCM (MTC) experience you are exposed to all of the media your family watches, but (unfortunately) you cannot partake as a missionary. Consequently, you want to get you hands on any media that comes your way. So, I started watching this Veggie Tales Silly Songs with Larry called the Dance of the Cucumber. Half of it is in Spanish, so my dad and I both stared snickering and laughing like two teenagers that just saw something mildly inappropriate. Super stupid, but that is what I have been reduced to. Just watch it.  Knowledge vs Faith-   I focused my gospel study

Qué pasa mis amigos, mis compañeros, mis hermanos, mis hermanas, mi familia, y mis parceros? It is ya boy, Elder Rouse. First things first, these emails will possibly make you cry, laugh, mourn, feel unconditional love, or possibly wet yourself in excitement, soo If you are not prepared for these emails to change your life then just shoot me an email and ill take you off of the list. I want these emails to be different and interesting, so if you have any ideas of cool ways I can send emails home, please let me know. I would love to hear from any and everyone of you no matter how close we were before.  Soo, I will try to be transparent with everyone by saying being a missionary is weird enough and being a missionary in your home is super weird. The first morning I woke up as a missionary I took a shower in the same bathroom, opened my same fridge, got me some of the same good ole raisin bran crunch, and went back to my same ole room to go to class with my same ole laptop from college. I